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  • tbird430
    Super-Experienced
    • Jun 18 2007
    • 2648

    Jotd

    Three men married wives from different cities..

    The first man married a woman from Tulsa . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

    The second man married a woman from Boise . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a girl from New Jersey. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher!!
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  • tarps3
    Super-Experienced
    • Jul 21 2003
    • 837

    #2
    good one

    girls from Oklahoma and Texas all have guns tho - it's a good way to get shot!
    Casey

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    • Coral
      Super-Experienced

      • Apr 3 2009
      • 1132

      #3


      cute....

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      • joser's 60
        Newbie
        • Apr 12 2009
        • 22

        #4
        And thats why im on the west coast!
        joser tbird registry # 33403

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        • Guest

          #5
          And I'm on the east. I can get it going to the store!!!!!!!!!!

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          • 57ford/60thunderbird
            Experienced
            • May 4 2009
            • 296

            #6
            hmmmm my girlfriend told me that joke awhile back but funny the last wife was from missouri ironnically shes from missouri........... strange , hmmm........ ohhhhhhhhhhh!
            57 ford sedan
            60 thunderbird registry number 33404
            69 mustang coupe
            69 roadrunner

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            • fomoco59
              Super-Experienced
              • Jun 10 2005
              • 729

              #7
              Originally posted by 57ford/60thunderbird
              hmmmm my girlfriend told me that joke awhile back but funny the last wife was from missouri ironnically shes from missouri........... strange , hmmm........ ohhhhhhhhhhh!
              Hey, I'm heading to Branson, Missouri tomorrow for a week. Maybe I should pack a Kevlar vest. Ya never know...
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              • Anders
                Super-Experienced
                • Jan 19 2008
                • 2225

                #8
                Originally posted by fomoco59
                Hey, I'm heading to Branson, Missouri tomorrow for a week. Maybe I should pack a Kevlar vest. Ya never know...
                It depends if you plan to marry someone while you are there...
                sigpic..."Lil darling Ruth"
                http://www.tbirdregistry.com/#33158

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                • Guest

                  #9
                  Missouri??, gee I must have missed something here. How does Missouri fit with the joke? Tulsa, OK; Boise, ID and NJ. I could understand Arkansas, but....

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                  • Coral
                    Super-Experienced

                    • Apr 3 2009
                    • 1132

                    #10
                    the deal is the girl TELLING the joke changes the most important area to Her area....to scare the fella....

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                    • 57ford/60thunderbird
                      Experienced
                      • May 4 2009
                      • 296

                      #11
                      missouri aint a bad place to be ............. as long as your in the more populated areas, lol

                      speaking of misery (missouri) i know where there is a black 60 hardtop just sitting that is for sale i think the guy was asking 35 or 4500.00 i dont know anything more then that i havent been up to look at it but it looks complete and i know where its sitting you can see it from a major interstate if your looking for it
                      57 ford sedan
                      60 thunderbird registry number 33404
                      69 mustang coupe
                      69 roadrunner

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                      • Coral
                        Super-Experienced

                        • Apr 3 2009
                        • 1132

                        #12
                        Before I landed here in Casey, IL in 2003 (from my home land of WI) I had really considered moving to misery, lol
                        it wasn't Branson, but some water-y named place...GADS hate that when something slips out of my head!
                        getting worse with age too....I'll become senile and won't even know it!


                        LOL

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                        • tarps3
                          Super-Experienced
                          • Jul 21 2003
                          • 837

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Coral
                          Before I landed here in Casey, IL in 2003 (from my home land of WI) I had really considered moving to misery, lol
                          it wasn't Branson, but some water-y named place...GADS hate that when something slips out of my head!
                          getting worse with age too....I'll become senile and won't even know it!


                          LOL
                          'Hot Springs' perhaps?

                          You made a good choice in town tho...Casey

                          Casey
                          Casey

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                          • Coral
                            Super-Experienced

                            • Apr 3 2009
                            • 1132

                            #14
                            LOL!

                            no wasn't hot springs...gads, I'll get a map...and be back

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                            • 57ford/60thunderbird
                              Experienced
                              • May 4 2009
                              • 296

                              #15
                              my girlfriend is from a city called... ready for this? FESTUS yes i was like huh? when she told me the first time its about 30 miles southish of st louis near to where that black bird is resting
                              57 ford sedan
                              60 thunderbird registry number 33404
                              69 mustang coupe
                              69 roadrunner

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