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    I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
    A half-gallon of 2% milk,
    A carton of eggs,
    A quart of orange juice,
    A head of romaine lettuce,
    A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
    A 1 lb. package of bacon.

    As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
    drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
    cashier.

    While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly
    stated,'You must be single.'

    I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
    derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six
    items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
    selections
    that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity
    getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're
    absolutely
    right.

    But how on earth did you know that?'

    The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'

  • #2
    If I bought another bird I'd be single........

    Bill
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    Thunderbird Registry 21903 & 33405

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Penelope View Post
      If I bought another bird I'd be single........

      Bill
      better than being ugly

      Good one EG!!!
      Last edited by frank58; April 24, 2008, 03:56 PM. Reason: spelling

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