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    A little girl asked her father, "How did the human race start?"

    The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made."

    Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question. The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

    The confused girl returned to her father and said, "Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?"

    The father answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about hers."

    Important Facts of Life:
    Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

    Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

    Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

    Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

    Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

    Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your @$$ tomorrow. ...and as someone recently said: Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.
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    "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
    --Lee Iacocca

    From: Royal Oak, Michigan

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    Mr. Dave thanks for the chuckles as we can all use them:
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