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  • JOTD: The Missing Wife!

    Husband : Iíve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.

    Sergeant: What is her height?

    Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .

    Sergeant: Build?

    Husband : Not slim, not really fat.

    Sergeant: Color of eyes?

    Husband : Never noticed.

    Sergeant: Color of hair?

    Husband : Changes according to season.

    Sergeant: What was she wearing?

    Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans ó I donít remember exactly.

    Sergeant: Did she go in a car?

    Husband : Yes.

    Sergeant: What kind of car was it?

    Husband : A 1960 Ford Thunderbird! Raven Black with optional red leather interior. She has the 430cid Lincoln engine option, 350HP. The car has 8.50x14 wide white wall radial tires, the optional rear decklid antenna, and rear fender skirts. My car has a "squarebirds.org" decal on the right front windshield, and there is a very thin scratch on the front left doorÖ at this point the husband started crying.

    Sergeant : Donít worry sir Ö We will find your car.


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    The 1960 Ford Thunderbird. The WORLD'S most wanted car....

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