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JOTD: A BIG "Howdy" from Texas!!
A man walk into a hotel restaurant and sits down at the food bar and orders a hamburger.
This hamburger is the BIGGEST burger he's ever seen!!
"Why is this so huge?" the man asks.
The bartender replies, "Well, everything is bigger in Texas."
Then the man orders a beer, and this too is very large.
"Man, why is that so BIG, I'll never be able to finish it."
"Well I told you, everything's bigger in Texas..." the bartender replied again.
The man somehow manages to eat most of his food and barely finishes off the mug of beer. He's a lil bit drunk, and now has to use the bathroom.
"Sir, where are the bathrooms?" the patron asks.
"Down the hall and to the left." says the bartender.
So the man goes toward the bathroom and forgets which way the bartender said, and goes to a door on the right instead.
He walks in, falls into the pool, and begins yelling "DON'T FLUSH"!! "DON'T FLUSH!!!"
This hamburger is the BIGGEST burger he's ever seen!!
"Why is this so huge?" the man asks.
The bartender replies, "Well, everything is bigger in Texas."
Then the man orders a beer, and this too is very large.
"Man, why is that so BIG, I'll never be able to finish it."
"Well I told you, everything's bigger in Texas..." the bartender replied again.
The man somehow manages to eat most of his food and barely finishes off the mug of beer. He's a lil bit drunk, and now has to use the bathroom.
"Sir, where are the bathrooms?" the patron asks.
"Down the hall and to the left." says the bartender.
So the man goes toward the bathroom and forgets which way the bartender said, and goes to a door on the right instead.
He walks in, falls into the pool, and begins yelling "DON'T FLUSH"!! "DON'T FLUSH!!!"
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