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JOTD: Christmas shopping with the Wifey.
A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon when suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".
The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where the heck are you?"
Husband: "Darling, you remember that Jeweler shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said, 'Baby, it'll be yours one day'?"
Wife, with a smile, blushing: "Yes I remember that, my love...."
Husband: "Well, I'm in the auto parts store right next to that shop."
The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where the heck are you?"
Husband: "Darling, you remember that Jeweler shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said, 'Baby, it'll be yours one day'?"
Wife, with a smile, blushing: "Yes I remember that, my love...."
Husband: "Well, I'm in the auto parts store right next to that shop."
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