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  • YellowRose
    Super-Experienced


    • Jan 21 2008
    • 17271

    Jotd

    REDNECK FIRE ALARM

    Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!!!!!
    You never have to change the batteries!!! I'm putting one in every room! Safety First!

    You don't have to thank me for this information I do this as a public service.

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    Contact me via Private Message for my email address, or Call (Cell) 210-875-1411

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    Faye's Ovarian Cancer Memorial Website.
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  • Anders
    Super-Experienced
    • Jan 19 2008
    • 2213

    #2
    De luxe!
    sigpic..."Lil darling Ruth":)
    http://www.tbirdregistry.com/#33158

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    • YellowRose
      Super-Experienced


      • Jan 21 2008
      • 17271

      #3
      Jotd

      An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.

      The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, ' What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?'

      The doctor replies, ' A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars ! '

      ' That's a lot of money,' says the old man. ' Why does it cost so much?'

      ' Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour !' states the doctor proudly.

      The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside ?'

      ' No problem,' replies the doctor.

      So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, ' That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my Moped !'

      Just then the light changes, So the doctor decides to show The old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.

      Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer !

      He slows down to see what it could be And suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH !

      Something whips by him going much faster !

      ' What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?' the doctor asks himself.

      He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.

      Then, up ahead of him, He sees that it's the old man on the Moped !

      Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari , he gives it more gas And passes the Moped at 275 mph And he's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN !

      Astounded by the speed of this old guy, He floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.

      Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again ! The Ferrari is flat out, And there's nothing he can do !

      Suddenly, the Moped plows Into the back of his Ferrari, Demolishing the rear end.

      The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive.

      He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, ' I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you ?'

      The old man whispers,

      ' Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror! '.

      Ray Clark - Squarebirds Administrator
      The Terminator..... VTCI #11178 ITC #6000 Yellow Mustang Registry (YMR) #12188
      Contact me via Private Message for my email address, or Call (Cell) 210-875-1411

      https://www.squarebirds.org/picture_gallery/TechnicalResourceLibrary/trl.htm
      Faye's Ovarian Cancer Memorial Website.
      https://faye.rayclark.info/index.html

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      • tbird430
        Super-Experienced
        • Jun 18 2007
        • 2648

        #4
        HAHAHA!!!


        I've read that one somewhere before, but..... it's been a while. HAHAHA!!!

        Poor old guy....
        sigpic
        The 1960 Ford Thunderbird. The WORLD'S most wanted car....

        VTCI Member#6287.

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        • Dan Leavens
          Moderator / Administrator


          • Oct 4 2006
          • 6405

          #5
          Ray thanks for the chuckle, as I can just visualize the suspenders on the older chap
          Dano Calgary,Alberta Canada
          Thunderbird Registry
          58HT #33317
          60 HT (Sold )

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