6. Joke of the Day

[Dan Leavens]

Bob steering might be tough as well

[simplyconnected]

My retirement advisor...

[Dan Leavens]

Dave didn't't work our so well for Bonnie & Clyde

[simplyconnected]

Ain't it the truth?

I can see it now... 'Hand me those Channelocks, ok?'

[Dan Leavens]

Love it. At least he took his slippers off to repair the bed

[simplyconnected]

Santa's Lap

I normally don't post anything political but I laughed when I saw, even Santa has come to this...

[Ladysmith Bob]

Give him "A" for effort

Give him "F" for safety

[simplyconnected]

Desperation is...

[Dan Leavens]

Dave too funny. Lots of " load factor " on those rear springs on the truck

[YellowRose]

The Mechanic and The Cardiologist

A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor
of a LS460 when he spotted a well known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.

So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7M,
when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic.......

"Try doing it with the engine running.”

Thanks, Chris ~ bird 60!

[simplyconnected]

Hip Replacement

...a lesson in using foreign parts...

[simplyconnected]

They walk among us...

[Dan Leavens]

Can you imagine

[Ladysmith Bob]

The world today

Crash test dummies always had a nice ring to it.

[Dan Leavens]

I agree totally