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  • tbird430
    Super-Experienced
    • Jun 18 2007
    • 2648

    JOTD: The Peacock

    I was sitting at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

    The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and made love to a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

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    #2
    That is so funny! LOL, LOL, LOL
    I drive a school bus for the local school system. Before we got dress codes you would not believe some of the things I seen get on the bus. I wanted to say something so bad sometimes but I couldn't because of harassment. I had to bite my tongue and keep driving. How do you keep from staring?
    Richard D. Hord

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    • tarps3
      Super-Experienced
      • Jul 21 2003
      • 837

      #3
      people often do things like that for the sole purpose of being noticed or looked at.

      When they get mad at you for looking, just say:
      "what? you didn't get enough attention from your mommy"?

      Usually shuts 'em up.

      If they don't want people looking at them, they shouldn't dress like they lost a bet.

      What's funny is they run in packs. there will be 4 or 5 of them dressed just the same thinking they are cool.
      Usually in some over-priced designer label with the logo plastered all over it.
      They are all trying to be "individual"...just like everyone else.

      Suckers don't realize that they are walking free advertising for the overpriced rags they are wearing.
      real avant garde there!
      oooooh...
      Casey

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      • Anders
        Super-Experienced
        • Jan 19 2008
        • 2213

        #4
        I guess people just need to be a part of " a group". Any group...
        Some even hang out on the internet looking for others with the same fetish... like Squarebirds.....

        Btw, Great story tbird430
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        • Coral
          Super-Experienced

          • Apr 3 2009
          • 1132

          #5
          Sassy Anders...sassy, sassy....

          was funny though.... I remember the very brief
          'discussion' I had with my boys... about the low hung baggy pants?

          NOT on my watch! I wasn't Mother of Year on several occasions..

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