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  • tbird430
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    • Jun 18 2007
    • 2648

    JOTD: The Thoughtful Wife.

    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

    He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

    "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, no matter what he asks you to do for him you should smile and say “of course, dear anything for you.”


    "If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

    On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"

    She replied "You're going to die."
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  • YellowRose
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    • Jan 21 2008
    • 17229

    #2
    Older Than Dirt Quiz

    Just how old are you anyway?
    Older than Dirt Quiz

    Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about! ratings at the bottom

    1. Blackjack chewing gum
    2.Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
    3. Candy cigarettes
    4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottle
    5. Coffee shops with table side jukeboxes
    6. Party lines
    7. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
    8. Newsreels before the movie
    9. P.F. Flyers
    10. Butch wax
    11.Peashooters
    12 Telephone numbers with a word prefix ( BR-549)
    13. Howdy Doody
    14. 45 RPM records
    15 S&H Green Stamps
    16. Hi-Fi’s
    17. Metal ice trays with levers
    18. Mimeograph paper
    20. Blue flashbulbs
    20. Packards
    21. Roller skate keys
    22. Cork popguns
    23.Drive-ins
    24. Studebakers
    25. Wash tub wringers

    If you remembered 0-5=You’re still young
    6-0=You are getting older
    11-15=Don’t tell your age
    16-25=You’re older than dirt!!!

    Courtesy Bob May, who might just fall in the 16-25 category!

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    • Yellowbird
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      • Jun 18 2009
      • 259

      #3
      Ray,
      With my score I prefer to be known as a Sandy Loam!
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      • Guest

        #4
        Just remember ...

        good soil is hard to come by. Mike

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        • Penelope
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          • Mar 4 2008
          • 670

          #5
          I got 15, but might be 16....depending on the answer to this:

          Define....Party Lines....

          Is it something at a Hollywood party, or....
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          • Guest

            #6
            Party Lines

            Originally posted by Penelope
            Define....Party Lines....Is it something at a Hollywood party, or....
            As I recall back in the '50s and early '60s all those who had a phone that shared the same alpa prefix were on the same line. So a person with a fon# of BR-549 shared the same line with the person whose fon# was BR-138. Someone whose fon# was ST-348 would have been on a different line. So when ever you picked up the fon to make a call chances are that someone else would already be on the fon and it might be your neighbor whose voice you would recognize. Incoming callers often received busy tones as someone in the partyline would be already on the fon line. Very tough to make a call during certain hours of the day that were busy or high traffic hours. Not much privacy back in those days when everyone could listen to other's conversations.

            I had a similar experience in the '70s and '80s using a portable VHF and UHF simplex mobile fon system, whereby a group of users shared the same antenna tower frequency.

            There were no cell fons back in those days.

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            • Guest

              #7
              party lines

              When I was a kid in the small town I grew up in we had an operator that connected you to the person you were calling and if it was after 6PM the house better be on fire or something like that. We had to use the ringer crank to get the operator. We had party lines with 4 or 5 people on the line. Each family on the party line had a certain ring that pertained to them. Our ring was 2 short and one long. That meant the call was for us and not our neighbor. If you had to make an important call and someone was on the line we would get on and ask them to hang up. Most of the time they would say OK and end their conversation for you to make the call. Usually they would pick up and listen to see what was so important. We had phone numbers like 422 or 510 with no prefix. The operator knew everyone anyway so most of the time all you had to do is ask for the person you wanted and she would connect you. If we knew the ring for someone on the party line we could just ring that with the ringer and they would answer. The only time we needed the operator was for someone not on our party line or a long distance call. For a long distance call you tell the operator who you want and when she put the call thru she would ring you back to connect you. When automatic switching was installed and did away with the operator we had to get new phones and dial a number instead of using the ringer crank. That's when the prefix numbers started to be used to denote the exchanges. In our area EM2 was Emerson 2 prefix and AD4 was Adams 4 prefix. The 4 digit number was the persons phone. My old number was AD4-2095. Times were sure a lot simpler back then or they seemed to be. I doubt if the kids nowdays would know how to call someone with the old system we had when I was a kid.

              On another note; I remember all 25 of the things listed and here are some more;

              1. BB Bats candy
              2. How many of you had to use an outhouse?
              3. TV stamps TOP VALUE stamps. A S&H competor.
              4. 78 records.
              5. Sky King
              6. Cisco & Poncho
              7. curb feelers
              8. Steering knobs with naked ladies inside
              9. tiger tails in the gas tank door
              10. M-80's and cherry bombs.
              11. Sidekicks like Jingles( Andy Devine), Fuzzy St. John, Gabby Hayes, and Frog Millhouse
              12. Jukeboxes that were 5 plays for a quarter.
              13. Whizzer bikes
              14. Cushman scooters.
              15. Irish mail wagons
              16. Feeding a toad BB's
              17. Greenie stickum caps
              18. the Mattel fanner 50 cap gun
              19. Quick Draw McGraw
              20. Beany and Cecil or Lambchop
              21. Captain Midnight
              22. Lash LaRue
              23. Pat and Nellybelle
              24. Snaring hog suckers with a string and copper wire on a pole.
              25. Using bacon for bait.

              I remember all these also.

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              • tbird430
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                • Jun 18 2007
                • 2648

                #8
                I scored a "6". This is a pretty good quiz, as I knew I've been feeling older. LOL!!!
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                • SandyBoy
                  Super-Experienced
                  • Oct 31 2002
                  • 836

                  #9
                  #s 1, 8, & 25 Are The Only Ones That I Do Not Recall -
                  All The Rest I Recall Vividly.

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                  • LuckyJay
                    • Jan 4 2007
                    • 234

                    #10
                    #8, I remember wasn't able to look!

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                    • Guest

                      #11
                      #9 ...

                      Like this one? My wife had this in the drawer since the early 70's. It now hangs from the mirror of our island car. Mike

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