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  • #16
    Let's see some of yours!

    Redneck English
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    • #17
      Joke of the Day

      We have had a Joke Of The Day thread on here for quite a few years. From time to time, people would post to it. Humor has been a part of this Forum for a long time. It turns out that there are actually TWO Joke threads over the years. I just merged those two joke threads into one, and then merged Bob's into this also. Then I made it a Sticky thread so you can always find it. I know we have a lot of Sticky threads in Anything Goes, but there is a lot of stuff there that I want to make it easier to find.. Enjoy the jokes, but keep em clean.... I would prefer we stay away from religion and politics....
      Last edited by YellowRose; June 28th, 2017, 10:50 PM. Reason: Combined threads

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      • #18
        Getting old

        Too many years in a sawmill!
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        • #19
          Wife of the year

          She would be a keeper in Canada if she could split firewood too!
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          • #20
            Minute

            A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.

            The bartender says “That’s a nice newt.What’s its name?”

            Tiny....

            Why’s it called Tiny?

            Because it’s my newt!

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            • #21
              With spelling like that

              You probably have 90% of readers wondering what you in the U.K. can possibly mean. The answer of course is minute (not the time one either)pronounced my-nute meaning small or diminutive.
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              • #22
                Bank repo

                Sometimes it's tough out there!
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                • #23
                  Extremely motivated

                  Pedal faster!
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                  • #24
                    3 rings

                    The rings of life
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                    • #25
                      Not to worry- it's a new one!

                      Sometimes there are just no words adequate enough
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                      • #26
                        Hot wheels

                        Not funny - Just so cool!
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                        • #27
                          Oh, MAN! You got me thinking about this wood burner. You're right, it IS cool.

                          I'd put a pot of water on top. Coffee and tea brewed outside tastes the best! - Dave
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                          • #28
                            Cost effective addition

                            Is it Summit white or Oxford white?
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                            • #29
                              Wash day

                              Boy does he look mad!
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                              • #30
                                Once upon a time

                                The time - 1899 Dec. 31 11:59 PM

                                The place - A house on the prairie

                                The cast - 4 sisters

                                The first sister is tending to the fire (no heat pump)

                                The second sister is playing chess(no radio or tv)

                                The third sister is filling the lamps(no electricity)

                                The question - What is the fourth sister doing?
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