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  • Bob steering might be tough as well
    Dano Calgary,Alberta Canada
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    • My retirement advisor...
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      "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
      --Lee Iacocca

      From: Royal Oak, Michigan

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      • Dave didn't't work our so well for Bonnie & Clyde
        Dano Calgary,Alberta Canada
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        • Ain't it the truth?

          I can see it now... 'Hand me those Channelocks, ok?'
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          "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
          --Lee Iacocca

          From: Royal Oak, Michigan

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          • Love it. At least he took his slippers off to repair the bed
            Dano Calgary,Alberta Canada
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            • Santa's Lap

              I normally don't post anything political but I laughed when I saw, even Santa has come to this...
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              "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
              --Lee Iacocca

              From: Royal Oak, Michigan

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              • Give him "A" for effort

                Give him "F" for safety
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                • Desperation is...
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                  "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
                  --Lee Iacocca

                  From: Royal Oak, Michigan

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                  • Dave too funny. Lots of " load factor " on those rear springs on the truck
                    Dano Calgary,Alberta Canada
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                    • The Mechanic and The Cardiologist

                      A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor
                      of a LS460 when he spotted a well known cardiologist in his shop.

                      The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

                      The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working.

                      The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.

                      So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7M,
                      when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

                      The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic.......

                      "Try doing it with the engine running.

                      Thanks, Chris ~ bird 60!

                      Ray Clark - Squarebirds Administrator
                      '59 Tbird "The Yellow Rose Of Texas" aka "Tweety Bird"
                      "It's Hip To Be Square"
                      Thunderbird Registry #33025 VTCI #11178

                      Contact me via Private Message for my email address, or (Cell) 210-875-1411 (Home) 210-674-5781

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                      • Hip Replacement

                        ...a lesson in using foreign parts...
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                        "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
                        --Lee Iacocca

                        From: Royal Oak, Michigan

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                        • They walk among us...
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                          CLICK HERE to see my custom hydraulic roller 390 FE build.

                          "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
                          --Lee Iacocca

                          From: Royal Oak, Michigan

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                          • Can you imagine
                            Dano Calgary,Alberta Canada
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                            • The world today

                              Crash test dummies always had a nice ring to it.
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                              • I agree totally
                                Dano Calgary,Alberta Canada
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