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JOTD: The Half Wit.

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    A man owned a small ranch in Montana . The Montana Work Force Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview the rancher.
    "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
    "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
    "The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.
    "Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
    "That's the guy I want to talk to ... The half-wit," says the agent.
    "That would be me," replied the rancher.

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